There's A 99.9% Chance I Am Hungry Tee

Ever walk into a room and immediately start scanning for snacks? 🙋‍♀️ Let’s be real—between “Is lunch over yet?” and “What’s for dinner?” there’s a vibe most women know all too well. Introducing the tee that gets you: “There’s A 99.9% Chance I Am Hungry.” Finally, a shirt as honest as your cravings!

Say goodbye to explaining your mood—this funny shirt does it for you. Imagine the comfort of slipping on buttery-soft cotton that tells the world exactly how you feel (and maybe answers the age-old question: “Why so hangry?”). Serving sass, smiles, and ultimate comfort, this is the funny shirt your snack-loving soul has been waiting for.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: You’re conquering errands in style, cozying up for a movie night, or making your friends laugh at brunch. This tee is your trusty sidekick, perfect for girls’ night, wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or gifting that sister who’s always “mysteriously” hungry. For you or your favorite snack queen, this shirt brings the laughs without trying too hard—and fits right into everyday life.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!