Straight Outta Dry Shampoo & Coffee Tee

Ever feel like your “get ready” routine is just a battle between coffee, dry shampoo, and the clock? 🙋‍♀️ We’ve all been there: you’re two sips away from functional, and your hair’s holding on for dear life. Finally, there’s a tee that totally gets it: The Straight Outta Dry Shampoo & Coffee Tee.

Meet your new favorite funny shirt—the one that knows Mondays are for survival, not perfection. Pull it on and enjoy the kind of comfy confidence that comes from knowing your sense of humor (and caffeine level) are still intact. This tee isn’t just soft and cute, it’s a daily dose of “I see you, girl”—even on your wildest mornings.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself: rocking this tee at the grocery store, texting the group chat “Who’s bringing the wine?” or making your kid’s daycare teacher laugh at morning drop-off. It’s the perfect gift for your sister, your work bestie, or any woman who’s running on caffeine, not apologies. Whether you’re in a mood or just in need of a giggle, this shirt was made for everyday life—and every kind of day.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!