Procaffeinating Tee

Ever find yourself “procaffeinating”—a.k.a., refusing to do anything until you’ve had your coffee? Same, girl. If your morning mood says, “Please try again after espresso,” then this tee is basically your spirit animal. ☕🙃

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the Procaffeinating Tee. This isn’t just a top; it’s an entire vibe for caffeine queens and sarcasm enthusiasts. Slip it on and suddenly those eye rolls at Monday meetings come with an upgraded, soft-and-sassy confidence. Wearing your mood has never felt (or looked) this good.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you, rocking the Procaffeinating Tee at brunch, surviving conference calls with style, or pairing it with leggings for school pickup in record time. It’s the MVP for busy mornings, last-minute coffee runs, or surprising your best friend who lives for a clever graphic tee. Perfect for holiday gifts, birthdays, or just lightening the mood—anytime, anywhere.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!