My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time Tee

Ever have one of those days where you wish your shirt could deliver the punchline for you? 🙋‍♀️ We get it—the sarcasm is literally a survival skill at this point. Now, your clothes can finally keep up with your wit (and save you a little effort in the process).

Introducing the “My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time” Tee: the funny shirt that lets everyone know your humor is always locked and loaded. Say goodbye to those basic tops and hello to a tee that feels as good as your best comeback. Rock it with pride and enjoy the instant vibe boost (with way less eye-rolls).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself rocking this tee at brunch as you trade snarky stories with your friends, or toss it on for a marathon of “seriously?” moments at school pick-up. It’s the perfect icebreaker for a book club, a hilarious birthday gift for the sister who lives for sarcasm, or just your new go-to for making errands less basic. Wherever you go, this funny shirt promises good laughs—and major comfort.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!