Kill Them With Kindness Halloween Tee

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent spooky sass (so you don’t have to).

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Introducing the Kill Them With Kindness Halloween Tee: a funny shirt that finally nails your vibe. Forget stiff and scratchy—this tee dishes out softness, confidence, and a clever nod to your snarky side, all in one spooky-cute package. It’s the perfect pick-me-up on days meant for trick-or-treats, haunted hayrides, or just ghosting unwanted chit-chat in the grocery line.

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FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

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Picture this: It’s Halloween night (or, let’s be honest, any Tuesday in October), and you’re stealing the show at the costume party—even if your only “costume” is this tee and leggings. It’s your go-to for girls’ night, wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or gifting your sister who swears she’s “the nice one.” Whether you’re running errands or sneaking another candy bar, this shirt brings the laughs and effortless style to whatever mayhem you’re up to.

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SOCIAL PROOF
Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

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Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!