I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic Tee

Ever show up to the barbecue and wonder, “Is it just me... or is this party seriously lacking in sass?” Same, girl. 🙄 Whether you’re here for fireworks or just here for the snacks, sometimes you need a shirt that’s got more personality than your uncle’s potato salad.

Meet your new summer anthem: the I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic Tee. This funny shirt isn’t just a mood—it’s a statement. Throw it on and feel instantly free-spirited, open for laughs, and about three times more likely to steal the spotlight at any backyard bash. With every wear, you’ll channel those bold, no-nonsense vibes without saying a word.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you, strolling into the Fourth of July picnic, cool drink in hand, making everyone laugh with your razor-sharp humor (and your shirt doing most of the talking). Perfect for summer parties, spontaneous nights out, brunches that turn into shopping sprees, or as that “just because” gift for your bestie who finds the fun in everything. It’s the go-to tee for any moment that calls for a little attitude and a lot of comfort.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!