If You Don't Speak to Me Tee

Ever wish you had a built-in “do not disturb” button for your wardrobe? We get it—sometimes, you just don’t feel like explaining yourself (or making small talk with the PTA president). Enter: your new favorite shirt that politely shuts down chitchat without even trying. Ugh, yes!

Meet the If You Don't Speak to Me Tee—your ultimate funny shirt for women who love a little snark served with their style. Slide into this tee and instantly feel that oh-so-satisfying mix of confidence and comfort. It’s not just about looking good; it’s about owning your vibe and letting your clothes do the talking (so you can save your good comebacks for later).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine slipping this tee on for a weekend Target run, spontaneous brunch with friends, or simply powering through your desktop Zoom calls with a little extra attitude. It’s perfect for gifting your equally sarcastic friend, treating yourself after a long day, or just making everyday errands a little more entertaining. This funny shirt is your license to skip the small talk and own your style, effortlessly.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!